AISubs v3.7
- Yamaz is either... - Either...
- A person who likes baseball! - Okay...
- I think so...
- A person who likes soccer! - Okay!
- I think it's either... - I think it's either...
- Is Mr. Metsurio a fan of soccer more than baseball?
- I guess? - I guess?
- Why is that? - Well, soccer is better, I guess...
- So, why is that? - I wonder why...
- Hmm... - I wonder why...
- It goes like this.
- A person who likes soccer can't explain why they like soccer well.
- What? - What?
- That's not true!
- I think it's more fun to continue playing baseball than playing soccer.
- Well, well, well... Let's admit that for now. - Yeah...
- However, it's pretty clear why people who don't like soccer hate soccer. - Yeah...
- It's hard to tell who's better than who. - Oh...
- Yeah, you're right. - For example...
- If Murakami hits a home run... - Yeah...
- Without a doubt, Murakami is the coolest. - Yeah...
- However, soccer is... Corner kick!
- Boom! The guy who happened to be there did a boom!
- He's really happy about it!
- It makes me think, "You were just there, weren't you?"
- Well, it's just a soccer job, right? - Yeah...
- In the end, this world is about team play.
- In that team...
- "Oh, this guy stood out." "This guy was the most active."
- My theory is that it's more fun to win a battle. - Yeah...
- Well, for those of you who don't like soccer...
- I'm going to confirm it now... - Is it true?
- It's true that you like soccer!
- Depending on the quiz that comes out now...
- It means you don't like soccer!
- It actually means you like baseball! - That's right!
- Wow! There's a chance you like it! - It's important!
- Soccer quiz? - Yes!
- Do you like a single thing?
- Or do you like a mix of different things...
- "This guy was active, wasn't he?"
- Are you good at recognizing those kinds of things?
- Or are you not good at it at all?
- Wow! - You can tell if it's soccer or baseball just by that, right?
- Yeah, that's right!
- Hahaha!
- Team play quiz!
- Wow! - Yes!
From now on, you will see something mixed up in front of you.
In other words, it's team play.
Among them, you will answer "Wow, this guy and this guy worked so hard on something."
This time, if you add up, it will be 10. Well, 2 to 8.
In this case, it's 1 to 4, but please answer 2 to 8.
Well, 5 to 5. There is no more complicated one.
From now on, we will give you 80,000 yen as New Year's money.
- Yay! - Yay!
- I'm happy. - 80,000 yen per person?
Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Really? - Really, really.
I've never received that much in my life.
Well, I give you 10,000 yen like this every year.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Thank you, mister!
Well, it's fun at the end of the year.
- However! - Yes!
- If you get the quiz wrong now... - Yeah.
You will get your money back only for the wrong ratio.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Only for the ratio! - Oh!
For example, if you say 7 to 3 but say 6 to 4, you will get 10,000 yen back.
- Wow! - Wow!
If you say 5 to 5, you will get 20,000 yen back.
- I see. - I see.
- I'm a genius. - I'm a genius.
And if you lose your life, your New Year's money, you will get a scary penalty game.
- What?! - What?!
It's either "what versus what" penalty game or "what versus what" impersonation.
- "What versus what" impersonation! - "What versus what" impersonation!
This guy and this guy will impersonate "what versus what" and stuff like that.
- It's scary. - It's scary.
Well, whatever it is, the rules are a little complicated.
So let's do "what versus what" first question.
- Okay. - Oh, it's "what versus what" first question.
By the way, this time,
in order for the genre of the questions to be diverse,
we've brought "what versus what" that you can all agree with.
- Okay. - The first question is blind.
- Okay. - Okay.
Now, it's Shiro and Kuro's team play.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- This is hard! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- I don't know! - Let's go!
Shiro and Kuro, what is "what versus what"?
Whoa! Kuro's power is strong!
Whoa! If you don't mix it up well, the color won't change.
It's like the first question.
- It's easy to understand. - It's easy to understand.
Now, let's start with Yumemaru.
- Shiro, you answer first. - Okay.
- Okay.
Three versus seven.
Eight versus two.
Three, huh?
- I thought you'd say three. - I thought you'd say three.
Shiro!
If there were more, wouldn't it be more gray?
I thought it'd be two or one.
- I see. - I thought it'd be three or two, too,
but it's two, right?
I'll announce the answer.
The answer is...
Shiro is eight and Kuro is two!
- Yay! - Yay!
- All right! - All right!
- Yumemaru, you've changed 50,000 yen. - Hey!
- That's too much! - That's too much!
- That's too fast! - That's too fast!
- There's also all six of them. - There's also all six of them.
It might be a little different.
All six of them
- Last one! - Last one!
- Now, in the box... - Yeah.
This lavender-scented detergent and soap-scented detergent...
There are a total of ten of them.
- That's a lot of stuff in there. - That's a lot of stuff in there.
There are a total of ten of these two,
and you'll smell the scent in the box with your nose.
- Mix it up. - Mix it up.
- The scent... - The scent...
- It has to smell like this. - It has to smell like this.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
It's over!
- It's over. - This is over!
- The lavender scent is strong. - Yeah, and there's no such thing here.
- You'll smell it. - It's dangerous.
- Lavender, right? - Yes.
Okay, did you remember?
- Yes. - Okay, here it is.
Wow, it's huge!
There's a triangle cut in the hole, so please put your expensive teeth in it and smell it.
Okay, I'll eat it.
It's smaller than I thought.
Wow! No way!
That's how it came about!
I see! You're safe!
There are four cardboard boxes mixed up.
That's right.
Oh, but it's pretty...
Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Umemaru, there's no more left.
I'll eat it.
I don't know.
There are really four cardboard boxes.
Well, yes, yes, yes.
Now, have you finished smelling it?
Yes!
Well, lavender vs. soap.
Lavender goes first.
Mr. Umemaru.
4 vs. 6.
Lavender is 4, soap is 6.
Mr. Tetsuya.
0, 10.
Wow!
That's how it came about!
Soap is 10.
Yes!
Ryo!
1, 9.
Lavender is 1, soap is 9.
Now, Mr. Umemaru, please open this box.
Wow, is lavender there?
I didn't feel lavender at all!
It's there!
One, two...
Wow!
It's there!
It's really there!
It's there!
It's really there!
Lavender is...
One...
Four...
Soap is...
One, two...
Five, six...
So...
Mr. Umemaru, congratulations!
Wow!
Good luck!
Mr. Tetsuya, 40,000 yen.
Mr. Ryo, 30,000 yen.
Please pay up.
It's huge!
Pay up...
I mean, give it back.
I didn't think it would be this big of a mistake.
I should have made it 100,000 yen.
Wait a minute!
I have a chance!
I'll give you 10,000 yen each!
Wow!
Uncle!
Thank you, uncle!
It's hard to feel less.
But Mr. Tetsuya just said it.
It's hard to feel less.
The contribution of low-ranked players like this...
I don't know. It doesn't matter whether I'm there or not.
You're saying it now, aren't you?
In other words, I like soccer more than baseball.
That's right.
Tetsuya, you might want to look at baseball more than soccer.
That's how it connects.
If you do this psychological test, you'll be cut off from the internet.
Question 3! This time, it's the hearing test.
You'll hear certain sounds.
How many men and how many women?
You can only hear it three times.
- What? - Are you ready?
- Renshan? - No, I'll say it once.
The first time...
That was the first and second times.
The final angle of this video will be played again and again without permission.
Hey!
The second time is over, so don't play it again and again!
Shall we go for the last time?
Let's go for the last time.
TSUSHIMETE-SAN NO.1
Yes!
Wow!
It's delicious!
Don Quijote.
Yes.
Well then...
Ah...
Let's start with men first.
It's complicated, isn't it?
Please put it in the order of women versus men.
Yes, I'm kidding.
Yes.
Well...
Three versus seven!
TSUSHIMETE-SAN!
Huh?
Why is it women versus men?
It's women versus men.
Seven versus three.
Seven versus three!
Well...
RYO-SAN!
Three versus seven!
Huh?!
RYO-SAN, three versus seven!
Yes.
Women?!
Huh?
I thought there were fewer women.
I think women have a strong personality in the first place.
Men's voices are like...
Pon, pon, pon, right?
No, no, no, no.
Huh?!
Maybe it's expensive, so...
It's expensive.
Shall we go one by one?
Yes.
First one.
Okay, okay.
What about you, TSUSHIMETE-SAN?
Second one.
Third one.
Huh?!
It's women!
Already?!
Okay, okay, okay.
It's women.
It's women!
Oh, no!
Men have to come from here!
From here!
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
One more!
No, no more.
It's finally here.
TSUSHIMETE-SAN, I love you!
Huh?!
It's women!
It's women! At least women!
TSUSHIMETE-SAN, I love you!
YUMEMORO!
So...
Six women, four men!
Yes!
Oh, no!
So, YUMEMORO, what did you say?
Women are three, men are seven.
Three versus seven.
Give me 30,000 yen back!
It's over!
What about you, Yuta-san?
Seven versus three, six versus four, so one more.
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay!
So, Yuta-san...
I'm going to double up on this magic.
Fourth, tactile quiz!
Wow, this is...
Well, tactile is a very complicated thing,
and you can use it for a variety of things.
This time, we're going to give you a tactile experience of feeling hot and cold.
How do you do it?
Well, whatever it is, everyone, first of all, go to the bathroom...
What?! Go to the bathroom?!
Take off your clothes and go to the bathroom...
What?!
Everyone, it's the bathroom!
It's cold...
It's the washroom!
No matter what, it's cold.
You don't have a bath.
I don't have a bath, but if I get wet, I'll be in trouble.
If I get all wet and dirty.
Here it is.
Take off your clothes.
I told you to take off your clothes!
I guess we have no choice but to take them off.
But if you give me a little more money, I'll take them off.
I can't take them off yet.
I'll give you 10,000 yen each, so take off your clothes!
Give me 20,000 yen!
Why!?
If you give me 20,000 yen, I'll run away!
If you give me 20,000 yen, I'll take them off.
I can't help it.
Now, we're going to have a competition.
3 degrees of cold water.
It's ice water.
And hot water that's been boiling.
I think it's 90 degrees.
I think it's a quiz about how many and how many you mixed will be thrown at you now.
That's why Tetsuya is trying to make a lot of sense of it right now.
You should be careful of what you say.
Shouldn't you be careful of what you say?
Are you biting me?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
From now on, I'm going to get wet.
Let's start with who.
Let's start with the loser.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Please stand over here.
The last experienced person has a different way of mixing.
I'm going to take a shower!
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I have to go now or the temperature will change.
It's going to cool down a little, so it's hard to mix.
Here you go.
It's cold!
It's cold.
This way!
It would have been interesting if you could have endured the fact that it was cold.
No, no, no, no.
That's the level.
I see, I see.
I got it.
The reaction wasn't weird even if it was 10 degrees.
I'm going!
Yes!
It's cold!
My back hurts!
I don't like it anymore!
Okay, so where do you want it?
The back I guess.
Here it is.
It's cold!
Inside! Inside! Inside!
Okay, let's get you out of here.
Thank you for coming.
I have something for you.
Oh, you do!
I see, you do.
I'll show you.
From Yumemaru-san,
3 degrees of water vs. 90 degrees of hot water.
Please answer.
7 vs. 3!
Seijo-san!
8 vs. 2!
Ryo-san!
8 vs. 2!
The answer is 10 vs. 0!
10!
3, 2, 2...
It's all gone.
You didn't get any points.
It's all gone.
10!
It wasn't that cold!
No, no, no.
It was too hot.
It wasn't that cold!
The river was crazy.
It could have been a little colder.
No, no, no.
Don't make me do that.
From now on, it's a taste quiz.
Well, it's not a taste quiz.
It's a taste quiz.
It's scary.
I don't like this color.
It's terrible.
And this color is...
Oh, it's going to explode.
It's a so-called highball.
Whiskey and soda are not in it, are they?
It's too dark.
There's no ice in it, of course.
You can't put ice in it.
It's going to end in 2023.
Let's do our best from now on.
Let's do our best!
Oh, it's bitter.
Back up!
But there's something in it, isn't there, Mr. Tan?
I don't know much about highball.
I'm the only one who doesn't know much about it.
I want you to guess what this is, Yumemura.
I think it's highball, too.
Well, I'll drink it.
I hate whiskey.
I hate whiskey, highball, and soda.
I hate them all.
I see.
Well, Mr. Yumemura seems to have high confidence, so I'll give you the last chance.
Yes.
Let's start with Mr. Ryo.
Let's start with highball.
6 to 4.
Mr. Tetsuya.
9 to 1.
Mr. Yumemura.
I like whiskey.
4 to 6.
The correct answer is...
5 to 5!
Mr. Ryo, 10,000 yen.
Damn it!
Mr. Tetsuya, 40,000 yen.
What did you say, Tetsuya?
9 to 1.
I don't have soda anymore.
Mr. Yumemura.
Highball!
Highball, highball, highball!
Highball!
It was so close!
Tetsuya, what cute things are you saying?
What?
I didn't have soda.
Mr. Yumemura, please think of several punishments.
Mr. Tetsuya, if you answer the next question perfectly, you win.
I see.
If you lose, you'll be punished.
Yes.
I might use that drink in the future, so please keep it.
What?
Mr. Tetsuya.
Yes?
I'm sure you've seen it, but I think I've made a video about it in number three or four.
Which one is the strongest in terms of taste in the world?
The sweet one and the salty one
Do you remember the sweet one?
The one with a big rabbit's throat like this?
Yeah, like a rabbit's big poop
This one
What was it again?
Gravjam
The sweet juice of the gravjam
versus death sauce
is...
The worst!
I want you to feel kindness just by making this into the sauce.
No, it would be too crazy if the sauce was the sauce.
I don't know.
I'm worried about whether to do it or not.
Will you answer without doing it?
I will eat it.
For the time being, it will go up in the second half of 2023, so please be careful because you will think that it will go like this in the first ten days.
Oh, it's increasing!
I will eat it.
It's sweet.
It's a little spicy.
If the sweetness was strong, it would have been better.
That's right.
It's spicy!
I don't like it!
This?
It's not a drink, it's a snack.
It's the worst!
This is the worst!
It's spicy!
I can't do it!
It hurts!
It's a muscle.
It's a protein.
It's a muscle.
Please remember that it's a muscle.
Stop it first.
I prepared a combo.
I will eat it.
It's sweet.
Will you answer without doing it?
I will answer without doing it.
It's spicy!
It's a muscle.
By the way, why did you drink it?
Why did you drink it?
It's a snack.
It's a muscle.
I have to answer it correctly.
You have to answer it correctly.
You're lying.
You drank water, didn't you?
I want you to answer it correctly.
Why are you synchronizing like this?
I won't answer it correctly.
It's spicy!
Answer it!
Before you feel it.
It's spicy!
Spicy!
It doesn't make any sense!
It's self-destructive!
Now you've tasted it!
Please answer spicy vs. sweet!
Spicy is 7! Sweet is 3!
7 vs 3!
8 vs 2!
The answer is 4 vs 6!
Everyone gets a penalty game!
Please answer spicy vs. sweet!
What?
You're lying!
You're lying! I'm telling you the evidence!
I told you not to do it!
It was on the video! I'll put it in my Instagram!
Don't put it in!
Why? If you have evidence, why don't you say anything?
Bring me a lawyer!
Bring me!
I felt the sweetness.
At first it was sweet cheese sauce.
I told you not to do it, but it's not spicy, so it's spicy, right?
I wanted to give you a New Year's money, but I ended up not getting it, so I'll confiscate it all.
And you didn't let me use that chance.
Penalty game!
Penalty game for the first time in a year!
I just remembered.
I don't know if this is right or not.
It's not wrong.
I won't be so strict.
Ending 5 people!
I'll divide my hair into 9 parts.
What?
Where is it?
My hair is one part, and the rest are 9 parts.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
I don't know how to leave it.
I prepared a penalty game that ends in an instant.
I want to do it!
It doesn't ring for months.
Can you set it up for yourself?
I'll do it!
I'll imitate Tetsuya 8 and Meisan 2 when they eat spicy food.
I'll eat it.
(Laughter)
No, it's just right.
Oh, it's spicy!
Then I'll just go over it in half and half.
Yes.
Amuro, Rei and Giant.
I've never been shot by my mother.
(Laughter)
I don't have it.
(Laughter)
Don't go back and forth and go home.
(Laughter)
Is this separation?
(Laughter)